It’s my 3 3/5 Birthday !!

Birthday 2017

Wowz.  It is hard to believe it is already my Birthday.  Seems last time I posted it was Christmas.  What happened to the rest of the year?

My mommy/editor keeps telling me that the older you get the faster the time goes by.  I guess she must be right (at least when it comes to this).

Sorry it’s been so long since I was on here but after daddy “left” (I don’t like to say the D word even tho mommy says it would be good if I did), I just hadn’t felt like saying much.  I think I am ready to get back on the blog horse because I know my millions of fans have really felt let down.

I couldn’t miss letting you all know about my Birthday.  It is always a GREAT day.  First I went shopping with mommy and stopped to get a special drink and a Birthday Cake Pop.

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Then we went for a ride and mommy let me drive!!!  OK she helped a bit with the pedals and steering, but I did all the other stuff.  I am really getting good at that driving thing.  I may have to “borrow” her keys one of these days and take it out by myself with my other friends.  Yeah…I think that would be a great idea.

Best of all, tonight the whole country has a fireworks display in my honor.  Mommy already has the TV set to the right station and we are going to sit and watch them.

Thanks to all my fans for being patient with me for not posting, but I think I am going to be doing it a lot more in the future.

Happy Birthday to me,  Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear James Bear, Happy Birthday to me.

addendum…poot, I forgot mommy was my editor and she just told me she read about my plans to borrow the car.  I think she hid the keys somewhere.  Oh well…I shall find them….snicker……

 

Today officially ends birthday month…

Fireworks

I just love the fireworks show everybody puts on just for me.  And while I got lots and lots of presents and cake and ice cream and stuff, I don’t see anything here from you.  Maybe it got lost in the mail?  Hmmmmm?

Anyway, here’s some of the stuff I did get.  [As always, if you click the little pic, it’ll get bigger so’s you can see it better.]

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I got new lightsabers, and another, better Thor’s Hammer, and some clothes (well, they can’t all be winners), and some buttons, and a BatBear signal lamp, and tons more stuff I can’t remember right now.  The weirdest thing I got was something called a ViewMaster.  You can look at movies in a visual book format without knowing how to read!  Is that great, or what?

Oh, yeah — it’s good to be the bear…

Happy Birthday to me…

B_NiteNiteWhen Daddy tucked me in last night, I asked him (as I have every hour for the past month) when I’ll get to open my birthday presents and eat my cake.  Finally, he said: ‘Tomorrow.’  So I asked what time tomorrow, and he said: “As soon as you wake up.”

You see, he thought he had me there, since I get up every day at the crack of noon.  Three at the latest.  But I just woke up and, even though I can’t tell time on the clock yet, I saw Mommy going to bed.  Since she gets home from her job after midnight, I know that tomorrow is finally here!

I thought I was perfectly within my rights to start making noise to let everyone know it was birthday time, so I got out a big pot and a big metal spoon and now I have to sleep on my stomach tonight.  Boy — Mommy sure is grouchy when she gets home from a 12-hour shift!  It turns out that if I don’t go back to sleep right now, I may not get a birthday at all this year.  I said that was okay, I’d just save the presents until next birthday and Mommy threatened to send them all to poor people’s kids!

Can you imagine that?  Poor kids playing with MY toys?  She really knows how to hurt a bear.  Uh, oh, her light just came back on — bye for now.

Okay, okay! I’m asleep, already! ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz