Welcome to my online diary. My name is James Bond Bear. I’m a baby bear that was adopted by humans, and this diary is about my life with them. In teddy bear years, I’m only a cub, but I watch a lot of TV, so I’m smarter than your average – nah, I won’t go there.
My parents named me after my favorite secret agent. I want to be him when I grow up. Or maybe Zorro. That’s where my pen name comes from: Zorro Bear = Zorbear, get it? ‘Writing’ the wrongs of society? Too clever for you? Well, I suppose I should admit that my daddy, a puppeteer and freedom writer, taught me everything I know. But he’s almost retired, so I guess it’s all up to me now…
I love money, honey, gadgets, and movies – in that order. Why does money come first? Because I’ve discovered that, with money, you can get the rest of that stuff.
Some people have asked how I stay so young. Well, it’s like this: you know how they say that one ‘people’ year is equal to seven ‘dog’ years? Well, with teddy bears, the reverse is true. It’s good to be the bear!