I was watching Biography Channel and they were doing famous comedians all day. (Hey – there weren’t any good cartoons on and the remote was all the way across the room!) It’s amazing how many comedians get their start writing jokes for other comedians. I decided I want to be a comedy writer so that eventually, I can be a Movie Star. It’s not very hard. I thought a minute and then wrote my first joke:
What grows on your finger and hates Harry Potter? Give up? A Volder-wart!
Why aren’t you laughing? I laughed myself silly over that one. (Sigh.) What they say is true — an artist is never appreciated by his homeys. Maybe I should be a Reality TV Star instead. Tell me what you think of this idea: a baby bear is raised by humans and gets into all kinds of mischief…
